Whether you love lamp, carpet or kill a man with a trident, you’ll love this sweet Brick Tamland reference to an old old wooden ship. As soon as you get it, give it a whiff. It l smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books but I can assure you, it doesn’t smell like a turd wrapped in burned hair.
Wear this shirt on heavy lifting days and you’ll for sure probably PR maybe. Because 60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME!